May 2013
starllex:
A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
jesspinkman:
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
hugh-neutron:
dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me
dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa
