starllex: A haiku: Hey yo Ice Cream man! Holy fucking shit wait up!!!! Wow okay fuck you.
someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits
lameborghini: life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism
hugh-neutron: dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa