The Daily QWOP

debolorenzo27: Me everyday, all day

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:48:17 -0400

Me everyday, all day

oyveyzqueer: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbre...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:47:53 -0400

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:44:55 -0400

someonecalledmefamous: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:44:52 -0400

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

danburytomorrow: motheatendeerhead: This is what we need...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:42:28 -0400

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god

niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:42 -0400

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

itbemattheuu: alternativepokemonart: omg I LOST ALL OF MY...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:33:27 -0400

itbemattheuu:

alternativepokemonart:

omg

I LOST ALL OF MY SHIT, EVER, AT MEIN KABUTO

naziofficeparty: jesus christ

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:49 -0400

naziofficeparty:

jesus christ

thinspocean: I’m sorry I simply must reblog this like it’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:15 -0400

thinspocean:

I’m sorry I simply must reblog this like it’s falling asleep and then is like OH YES HELLO HI SORRY MUSTA DOZED OFF DER {x}

missmonomi: #swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:31:51 -0400

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:50 -0400

musicalmurderscene: Dog: Hello koi! Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:29:39 -0400

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.